…or at least passable. I’ve been in a bit of a slump lately, self attacking thoughts being very loud indeed and just wanting to sleep my nuts off. Ah, winter! Hello old friend.
Anyway, I could make this privately but that means I’d end up at about 2 before starting to scribble cocks. Also, I want you to have your turn. Spread the early Christmas cheer, from yourself, to yourself.
Reasons Why I Am Bloody Amazing Or At Least Passable.
I am nice. I may put my foot in my mouth an awful lot but I am not purposely unkind or malicious. I have mostly nice thoughts about people and I tend to see the good in people rather than the bad. I am not spiteful and I find spite very ugly.
I like to make people feel comfortable. I try to be sensitive and I like helping people. I am compassionate. I’m kind to animals, except for fucking cockroaches, which are not animals, but demons.
I am giving and loving to the people I love. I am picky about who I love, but when I love people, I love them…er, well. That sounds incredibly pervy. I LOVE THEM HARD, OKAY?
Likewise I am ridiculously loyal.
I don’t get angry easily, and when I do I don’t stay angry for very long. (This is something I have developed over the years). I am generally quite equable when other people are angry, rather than being angry back.
I am funny. I can turn a phrase when I feel like it. I don’t mind making a dick out of myself.
I am quite patient these days. I like my own company and I don’t mind pootling around. I don’t get bored easily and I like just dandering seeing what’s what. This is a good thing.
I’m intelligent, in an intuitive way. I can be dense as crap but I admit to my blind spots.
I have a degree of charisma which I know not everybody has. (Whether this is a good thing is up to debate as the confidence I supposedly exude is partly bluster, but I think this is very true of most people who seem confident on the outside).
I am quite active in my own life. I don’t wait for things to happen, and I take a large degree of responsibility for myself. I’m independent! I GET SHIT DONE INNIT.
I do the things that scare me.
I am adaptable. I’m open to and deal with change quite well.
I’m good with money. This is a skill!
I am nowhere near as emotionally messed up as I should be given the things that have happened in my life. Nor am I as bitter. I am resilient. I don’t seek my self esteem from other people, and my self concept is pretty solid for the most part (this is also open to debate whether this is a good thing, given the good things tend to bounce off somewhat!)
Due to the ageing gene being missing me and my siblings, I can still pass for someone under 18. This usually pisses me off as people tend to treat me like an imbecilic child (and deny to me my cigarettes!) but I know I’ll appreciate it in 4 years and I’m thirty and suddenly my boobs hit my toes and my faceplate falls off to reveal Predator beneath.
"20 RICHMOND MENTHOL PLEASE!"
Despite what this list would attest to, I am not narcissistic or up my own hole!
Aaaaaaand, I can write, when I put my mind to it.
That’s all I can muster for now and by the formal language, you can see it was a bit difficult! I am fighting the urge to write, “And here is why I am also an idiot”, starting with the fact that I am procrastinating by writing this!
Anyway, your turn. Tell me good things about yourself!
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