…or at least passable. I’ve been in a bit of a slump lately, self attacking thoughts being very loud indeed and just wanting to sleep my nuts off. Ah, winter! Hello old friend.
Anyway, I could make this privately but that means I’d end up at about 2 before starting to scribble cocks. Also, I want you to have your turn. Spread the early Christmas cheer, from yourself, to yourself.
Reasons Why I Am Bloody Amazing Or At Least Passable.
I am nice. I may put my foot in my mouth an awful lot but I am not purposely unkind or malicious. I have mostly nice thoughts about people and I tend to see the good in people rather than the bad. I am not spiteful and I find spite very ugly.
I like to make people feel comfortable. I try to be sensitive and I like helping people. I am compassionate. I’m kind to animals, except for fucking cockroaches, which are not animals, but demons.
I am giving and loving to the people I love. I am picky about who I love, but when I love people, I love them…er, well. That sounds incredibly pervy. I LOVE THEM HARD, OKAY?
Likewise I am ridiculously loyal.
I don’t get angry easily, and when I do I don’t stay angry for very long. (This is something I have developed over the years). I am generally quite equable when other people are angry, rather than being angry back.
I am funny. I can turn a phrase when I feel like it. I don’t mind making a dick out of myself.
I am quite patient these days. I like my own company and I don’t mind pootling around. I don’t get bored easily and I like just dandering seeing what’s what. This is a good thing.
I’m intelligent, in an intuitive way. I can be dense as crap but I admit to my blind spots.
I have a degree of charisma which I know not everybody has. (Whether this is a good thing is up to debate as the confidence I supposedly exude is partly bluster, but I think this is very true of most people who seem confident on the outside).
I am quite active in my own life. I don’t wait for things to happen, and I take a large degree of responsibility for myself. I’m independent! I GET SHIT DONE INNIT.
I do the things that scare me.
I am adaptable. I’m open to and deal with change quite well.
I’m good with money. This is a skill!
I am nowhere near as emotionally messed up as I should be given the things that have happened in my life. Nor am I as bitter. I am resilient. I don’t seek my self esteem from other people, and my self concept is pretty solid for the most part (this is also open to debate whether this is a good thing, given the good things tend to bounce off somewhat!)
Due to the ageing gene being missing me and my siblings, I can still pass for someone under 18. This usually pisses me off as people tend to treat me like an imbecilic child (and deny to me my cigarettes!) but I know I’ll appreciate it in 4 years and I’m thirty and suddenly my boobs hit my toes and my faceplate falls off to reveal Predator beneath.
Despite what this list would attest to, I am not narcissistic or up my own hole!
Aaaaaaand, I can write, when I put my mind to it.
That’s all I can muster for now and by the formal language, you can see it was a bit difficult! I am fighting the urge to write, “And here is why I am also an idiot”, starting with the fact that I am procrastinating by writing this!
Anyway, your turn. Tell me good things about yourself!
PS I’m great in bed, I make nice coffee and I sing in a way that makes my cats sit still as though they are meditating or plotting a way out
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