I’m not joking. Here’s his policies:
Help us make this happen!
Official nominations for the London mayor election don’t open until March, but when they do I have a week in which to deliver the completed paperwork – quite an undertaking for anything other than Boris & Ken’s well oiled election machines. I will require 330 signatories, ten from each London borough plus the City of London. We already have a database of names, but not enough yet this is where you come in. I need you to email me – firstname.lastname@example.org – if you are a registered voter willing to back me. Please put your London borough in the email subject for ease of reference.
Let’s make me mayor!
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